March 25, 2014

i was at home and i looked in the mirror and got scared and screamed THERES A SEXY ASS STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE HELP! but then i was like oh wait dat me (lawl)

March 21, 2014

fuckyeazourry:

ellen degeneres and her selfies

(Source: thestylinsoncrew, via shawneekalifornia)

March 20, 2014

parallelpie:

If this stuff isn’t in those boxes………

(via nippleburgular)

March 20, 2014

wariojo:

dekutree:

wheelcher2:

the white guy is killin me

"hmm..yes..ho….mhm"

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

(Source: northgang, via condom)

March 20, 2014
amoying:

toys are getting so realistic these days

amoying:

toys are getting so realistic these days

(Source: memewhore, via amoying)

March 20, 2014

rnutualfollow:

sharkeisha:

redtemplo:

23casualties:

cosbyykidd:

frxzen-in-time:

craziness-like-heaven:

Her voice is like silk

I’m honestly not surprised.

I’m so upset.

This shit always makes me so! mad!

OMG QUEEN

STUCK IN LOVE

this is soooooo beautiful 

(via nippleburgular)

March 20, 2014

(via condom)

March 20, 2014

pantsareunwelcome:

tumblr after dark is kind of like…

(Source: headlikealamb, via nippleburgular)

March 20, 2014
me nd my pirate girlfriend

tummydrummer:

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

(via condom)

March 19, 2014

reallylameblog:

other people my age: image

me: image

(via hangovers)

March 19, 2014

(some of) nicki minaj’s best tweets

(Source: minajuana, via hangovers)

March 19, 2014
HOW DARE HE
SPEAD THE NEWS!!!!!
DOWN WITH THE DALLAS
DOWN WITH TEXAS
IDK IF HE’S FROM TEXAS
DOWN WITH HIM!!!!!
exhaustecl
anus
amoying
whorville
condom
hangovers
nippled

HOW DARE HE

SPEAD THE NEWS!!!!!

DOWN WITH THE DALLAS

DOWN WITH TEXAS

IDK IF HE’S FROM TEXAS

DOWN WITH HIM!!!!!

exhaustecl

anus

amoying

whorville

condom

hangovers

nippled

March 19, 2014
this guy has won the selfie Olympics

this guy has won the selfie Olympics

March 18, 2014

(Source: justintaco, via unclefather)

March 18, 2014
stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

(Source: 90schild, via condom)

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